Those Grrrr Moments ….

Click here to retrieve the conversation transcript…
Jess: You’ll find details on this page to assist you.
You: Sorry, how can it cost more to choose a crap seat than an allocated crap seat?
You: NO,… I meant, how come I get charged extra to choose a lousy seat
Jess: To opt out of seat selection when booking on Jetstar.com, simply scroll past the seat map, click on the Skip Seat Selection hyperlink and press the Continue button.

Note: If you do not wish to pre-select a seat at the time of booking, a seat will be assigned for you randomly
from what is still available at check-in.

You: Wow… I had always assumed from your predatory website that it was not an optional extra!!
Jess: Sorry to hear that you are unsatisfied with Jetstar. We want to hear more from you about your experience.

You: I have neither the inclination nor the patience to participate at this time. Please re offer this opportunity
You: Preferably when the champagne is flowing and I am distracted by shiny things in the sky xxx
Jess: It looks like my suggestions haven’t been helpful. Could you please try rewording one more time?
You: NO… I don’ t really think that would be helpful
Jess: Okay, I see my suggestions haven’t been helpful. Would you like to speak with a Jetstar representative?

Jess: Can you please repeat your question in a different way? I’m still trying to understand and might need more information.
You: Perhaps if you invested in an upgraded version of Jess or the inane phone direction system you would not have
You: such difficulties… and perhaps more message space!! Duh!!
Jess: I’m sorry I haven’t been able to help you. Do you want to contact a Jetstar representative?

You: NO.. I am going to bed.. You have exhausted my reserves of politeness
Jess: It looks like my suggestions haven’t been helpful. Could you please try rewording one more time?
You: Grrr I wish I had a frigging Gun!@!!
Jess: Okay, I see my suggestions haven’t been helpful. Would you like to speak with a Jetstar representative?

About Di @ Century 21

Happy, chirpy, licensed real estate agent located in Noosa Heads. If I am not in the office ... I am out and about ... but can always be reached on my mobile or email. I love to travel & have a network of friends who do too! I often pet sit for them when I am in Noosa. I am also an Airbnb host extraordinaire - having travelled the world as an airbnb guest and hosted my own home I am well qualified to share my expertise - if you need a host to run your holliday home as a boutique airbnb offering let me know.
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